The secret to a long and happy life

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Could this lady hold the answer?

Posted by Paul Whitrow, 2nd September, 2008 | Permalink | 1 Comment

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The secret to a long and happy life

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the Doc.

"Twenty-four," she replied.

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Posted on Tuesday 2nd September, 2008 at 7:45 am by Paul Whitrow, and filed under

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Comments about ‘The secret to a long and happy life’

Muggs
10th September 2008, 9:26 am
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LOL