The secret to a long and happy life
Could this lady hold the answer?
Posted by Paul Whitrow, 2nd September, 2008 | Permalink | 8 Comments
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the Doc.
"Twenty-four," she replied.
Posted on Tuesday 2nd September, 2008 at 7:45 am by Paul Whitrow, and filed under Humour
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